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FUN HOROSCOPE

GROUCHO MARX

There has never been a better time for you to put your ram's head down and charge. On the way home from work why not charge ram-like into the back of a bus queue. Those people unfortunate enough to be standing in it will be precipitated into a confused pile on the sidewalk and you will be first in the bus queue. This should do wonders for your self-centered egotistical nature.

Digging is the theme for this week and planting in particular. A build up of anger going back over hundreds of lifetimes will erupt and you may wish to ' plant ' someone 6 feet under. Why not try planting yourself instead ? Who knows You might grow !

An excellent time for achieving a life-long ambition - running off in ten different directions at the same time. Make sure that there is someone around with a good suppy of superglue to stick you back together again.

Your shell is a dam sight thicker, than you would have us believe, and it is really all a ploy for the sickening amount of sympathy you get. You won't get it this week so I suppose we can all expect to resort to being a crusty, crabby old devil.

I have some good news and some bad news for you the confirmed egomaniac of the Zodiac. The good news - you will feel that you truly deserve to be the absolute center of attention ! The bad news - you won't be !

Such a busy little workholic you are not realising how guilty you make everyone else feel. This week, with a bit of luck, you will burn yourself out completely and your friends and family will heave a sigh of relief.

At last you charming hypocrite, you are going to get your come-uppance. No one will ever be taken in by your ingratiating smile, and your self-seeking motivations will be revealed to the world.

Your sinister, disgusting reputation is well known enough by now. Your usual desire to penetrate everything in sight will be overwhelming this week. if you are a man you will probably do yourself a serious injury. If you are a woman, count yourself luckly.

The lucky adventurer of the Zodiac and a latter day prophet to boot. This is how you see yourself. When will you learn that others see you as incompetent immature fool, always avoiding responsibility and pontificating on subjects about which you know nothing ?....this week !

Being the ambitious toad that you are, you will be pleased to hear that now is the time to tread on everyone else in your status-seeking drive to reach the top. You should be able to do this quite indiscriminately without fear of come back, although. of course, you may have to pay fot it in the hereafter.

As an archetypal detached groupie you should find that this week will herald a milestone in your life. You will have the opportunity to join an extremely eccentric, dogmatic group who are destined to change nothing and provide the rest of the world with much-needed humorous relief.

Under the guise of being a poet, or some kind of saint, you get everyone else to look after your worldly needs. The truth is, apart from not being able to fight your way out of a paper bag, you have about as much wisdom and creative talent as a tin of sardines. This week the tin will be opened and everyone will see what a fishhead you are.